Elisheva Schoenfeld

INDEX TO DRUYAIW' S COLLECTION

 OF JOKES AND ANECDOTES

 

Q

Questions

Q. on hypothetical wealth and poverty. - 259

Q. answered by q. - 2244

Queuing

Q. for bread in Russia. - 2828

Quibbling answers

What does a cantor do when among 36 singers one does not sing? - "He sings with 35." - 515

Coachman returns late on Sabbat night when "it is already dark." – Answer: "The moon will rise in a minute." - 1774

"You consorted with a strange woman!" – "She is not a stranger in town but born here." - 1758      .

"What is your name?" - "Like my father's." etc. - 2877

The peddler and his hat are from the same place. - 1921

"On what (why) was he beaten Up?" – "On his head." etc. - 2953

Two are not eligible for slaughtering: the slaughterer for a transgression and the rabbi's daughter for being a woman. - 496